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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Flat act

Not sure how many reboots Bobby Jindal gets before they finally dump the franchise.
After the 2012 election, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal made a name for himself as the most eager and aggressive of the GOP’s self-flagellators. Republicans have to “stop being the stupid party,” he raged. They have to compete for “the 47 percent and the 53 percent,” and “any other combination of numbers that adds up to 100 percent.” Above all, they need to “stop insulting the intelligence of voters.”

Apparently, he’s changed his mind.

In Politico Tuesday, Jindal tells the Republican Party to quit doing the thing Jindal was telling them to do a few months ago and get back on the attack!
It's not the being stupid, it's the appearing to regret the stupidity.

Jindal's Politico article, by the way, is one of the stupider pieces of prose one is likely to run across. My favorite bit is where, in a long paragraph of wild flailing at imagined "leftward" bogeymen, Jindal throws in a random accusation that "the left" believes "the earth is flat."  I thought at first that Jindal meant that in relation to the "industrial age factory style government" thing that followed it in the stream of consciousness. But the punctuation suggests otherwise.

Either way it's a remarkable statement from the Governor who has spent the past two years removing science from the school curricula. Especially in a piece where he's urging Republicans to boldly look backward for their ideas. How much longer can Bobby keep floudering around like this and continue to command such impressive speaking fees?

Back door Lot Next Door

Although I understand the concern, I'm not as worried about the zoning exceptions created through this than I am about the fact that this appears to have been a secret.. or at least quiet.. conduit for moving Road Home property.

After the council meeting, The Lens asked Councilwomen Stacy Head and Kristin Gisleson Palmer if they had ever heard of the Near Miss program. They hadn’t, and they were dismayed to learn that the council had been working with the Redevelopment Authority for months to expand the Lot Next Door program when the authority already had done so on its own.

Changing the rules without the council’s input “makes the legislative act meaningless,” Head said.

Lou Volz, who was on the Planning Commission when the Redevelopment Authority created the Near Miss program, said he never knew commercial property owners could buy Road Home properties. “It never occurred to me that commercial or other non-residential entities were even a possibility,” he said via email.

Even now, the Near Miss program is mentioned nowhere on the Redevelopment Authority website. A city news release outlining the recent expansion of the Lot Next Door Program doesn’t note that commercial property owners have been able to buy these properties for a few years.

Exploding pie

Ray Nagin, 2006: "This economic pie that is getting ready to explode before our eyes is going to be shared equally."

We never figured out how Nagin intended for us to share the pie after he had exploded it. But that doesn't mean we don't get to keep trying.  

Michael Hecht, CEO of Greater New Orleans Inc. (GNO) says it's already evident in New Orleans.  "Some of the empirical evidence that we have of this phenomenon is all the companies that are on-shoring back to Louisiana."   He says multinational companies are choosing our area over emerging markets, due to lower costs and a higher quality of life.

When large investors and multinational companies plan on where to spend money, emerging economies like China or Brazil are usually high on their radar.  But Whitney is recommending that they skip that, and invest instead in places like Louisiana.

"Lower costs, high quality of life, and lower risk is actually making it advantageous to invest domestically right here in Louisiana and New Orleans, than to go abroad.  So I think the on-shoring of what Meredith Whitney calls the smart money is evidence that this is a  real trend," says Hecht.
Whatever Hecht thinks he is on about with regard to "quality of life" and "risk" the real reason analysts like Whitney have their eyes on Louisiana is the oil and gas boom.

Barring an unanticipated setback, so-called “unconventional” oil and gas production is expected to continue to grow over the next two decades. Over that period, the industry is expected to make more than $5 trillion in new capital investment that will support more than 3.5 million jobs by 2035, according to the financial analysis firm IHS Global Insight.

That economic impact of such spending already is spreading, especially to companies that rely heavily on natural gas as a raw material or energy source and investing and hiring.

Steel makers, for example, benefit from both the lower cost of manufacturing and from strong demand for steel pipe used for oil and gas drilling. Companies in the steel rustbelt of Pennsylvania and Ohio are polishing up aging plants to replace coal with cheaper natural gas. Others are setting up shop closer to major gas distribution hubs like Louisiana, where steel giant Nucor is investing $750 million to fire up a new plant later this year.
There is so much investment happening in oil and gas production that you can see the shale gas camps in central Texas from freaking space. (H/T Mark Moseley) That's what's causing the pie to explode in Louisiana right now too.  Along with a few other things, of course.

A 30-inch natural gas line exploded before dawn Tuesday in southern Washington Parish, rocking the rural area and sending a fireball into the sky. No injuries or significant property damage have been reported from the blast, which occurred about 5:30 a.m. in the Enon area south of Franklinton.

Over-revelled

Bead tree


St. Charles Avenue is in danger of becoming another Bourbon Street.  At least during Carnival it is. By that I mean that the clustering of Orleans Parish parades along the single St. Charles route is turning Uptown Carnival into a tourist-dominated "sacrifice zone" where the raucous spring break qualities of the season are drowning out its more traditional and.. dare I even say it... "family friendly" aspects. 

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying there's no place for bawdy raucousness during Mardi Gras. Only that there's a pace to the ritual that is supposed to imbue the scene with meaning. Even if the city's many non (or at least severely lapsed) Catholics aren't strictly observing the pre-lenten tradition in its strictest sense, the locals at least attach a semblance of spiritual significance to what has, for them, always been a holiday season.  

But penning the city-wide celebration in along a single and heavily touristed stretch of real estate dilutes the richness of the experience there and isolates it entirely from the neighborhoods where it should be organically nurtured. In a way, it's analogous to the leveeing of the Mississippi where relegating the flow to one designated course threatens to starve the land on the outside of its boundaries.  I think it could be turning people off of Mardi Gras altogether.

Into this, then, comes this Louisiana Weekly article where Ryan Waldron presents several ideas for remedying this.
Yet, Waldron argued, Krewes outside of Uptown need not die a slow death. The spirit of a neighborhood-focused Mardi Gras can be reborn, providing a respite for the overwhelmed homeowners on St. Charles route. His four part plan involves Orleans officials bolstering an alternative major parade route in Mid-City, working with Jefferson and the other parishes to coordinate regional parade schedules, adjusting regulations to allow neighborhoods to hold much smaller Mardi Gras Krewe processions, and encouraging those neighborhoods to form “Krewes of their own”, something between marching clubs and small float processions, in the original Mardi Gras tradition.
There's much more there so give it a look.  As we start talking about drawing up a new set of Carnival ordinances  most of Waldron's suggestions should at least be on the table.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Blake flaked

The "Blake Pontchartrain" column might be Gambit's most popular running feature. It's a weekly docent for a city that loves nothing better than reading about its own trivia.  The column can't be the easiest thing in the world to write. I'm sure the inbox is always full and the more interesting questions can require some extensive research.

But then presenting the results of that research shouldn't be too difficult. All you really have to do is point readers to where they can find more information.  Ideally this means citing sources which, as it turns out, may not have always happened. 
Over the weekend, a Gambit reader noticed that some recent Blake Pontchartrain columns contained passages that hewed closely to materials that were published elsewhere. In some cases, passages in the Blake columns were identical, or nearly identical, to the work of others.
So far the only specific examples of the plagiarism that have been made public are the ones noted in this Romenesko post.   It's worth pointing out that one is a case of some facts about Fort Pike copy/pasted from a state tourism website while the other is the definition of a word. So it's perhaps not the most scandalous lifting of original work the world has ever seen. But then this just raises the question, couldn't they insert a single "according to so and so" line in there somewhere and easily solve everyone's problem?

The other interesting fact about this is the "discoverer" of this scandal happens to be a Times-Picayune reporter. So it's worth remembering that as the cutbacks at the T-P have become the major media story of 2012-13, Gambit has provided the most thorough coverage of those events.

Not that any of that excuses plagiarism.  As an interested reader, I'd like to go back through the "Blake" archives and determine for myself if there's anything more egregious than the two examples of laziness highlighted in the Romenesko piece but Gambit has flushed them down a memory hole, at least for the time being. 

In any case, I hope this doesn't lead to the permanent discontinuation of the column. I know I'm not alone in saying it's one of my most anticipated weekly reads.

A transit plan in name only

Owen Courreges writing about proposed revisions to a couple of major crosstown thoroughfares suggests that some neighborhoods are becoming "landlocked" in the process.
Presently, if I want to drive to the Marigny and points further East, I usually take the Claiborne Expressway or South Rampart.  I could certainly go through the Quarter, but that’s generally a nightmare.  I could also go further north, but reaching a road north of the expressway would be a major detour.  The options are pretty well limited.

For some inexplicable reason, plans are being made to kill both the expressway and Rampart as useful thoroughfares for vehicular traffic.
Owen comes at this a little differently from the way I do.  I don't think either of these projects is driven by a policy objective (or, has he jokingly calls it, a conspiracy) to make driving less convenient.. or to keep Uptowners in Uptown.. or to keep Owen in Uptown.

I do think they're motivated more by real estate development plans than they are by transit strategy, though. And I tend to agree with Owen's assessment of their negative impact in that regard.

Snowden

Live chat right now.

Plenty of narrative drama

One of the ideas I keep throwing out there in the hopes that someone will pick up and run with it is a book-length treatment of the Jefferson family and their influence on city politics.  I can think of more than just a few people who could do this well so maybe if one of them wants a little glory, or at least one reader's gratitude, they'll eventually take me up on this.

Anyway Archie Jefferson is probably the least relevant Jefferson although his story does add some flare.

In 1990, he pleaded guilty to making a false statement on a credit-card application and served six months in jail. Three years later, he was caught forging judges’ signatures onto bogus bond reduction orders that led to the release of more than a dozen inmates. He pleaded guilty again a couple years after that, this time to three counts of writing bad checks.

Then he admitted using his clients’ money and settling cases without their consent, though he said it was done in the haze of inexperience and drug addiction. He was in the news again in 2001, for illegally razing a 19th-century home next door to his sister’s place in the Irish Channel, then blithely ignoring the $25,000 ticket he received from the city.

When he was permanently disbarred in 2004, the Louisiana Supreme Court cited “indisputable evidence of a fundamental lack of moral character and fitness.”

But he was a member, albeit an outlier, of the mighty Jefferson clan.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Keeping it poper

I spotted this sign in the window at the Balcony Bar on Magazine Street yesterday. It has several interesting features.

Poper attire

The bar itself has undergone a significant transformation over the past year or so. They've taken all of the pool tables out and added some booths. Another sign in this window says they're now closing at 10:00 PM (!) on Fridays and Saturdays which seems incredibly strange to me. So much so, in fact, that I need to go check on this in person.

Anyway that little stretch of Magazine is constantly re-inventing itself.  In recent years the most notable change has been the Rue De La Course and the Puccino's coffee shops on either side of the street have become restaurants.  The coffee houses tended to stay open late. The restaurants don't. The Bulldog and the Rendezvous are still open nearby, of course. But the crowd each caters to is.. well, they don't have to be too anxious about im-poper attire very often.

None of this is particularly important except that this used to be a corner where a person could spend a lazy afternoon-on-into-evening with a few cups of coffee and then cheap domestics among an.. um.. eclectic sort of crowd.  That is probably still possible to some degree but less so now.

Al Gore: I've invented a monster

I kid, I kid.  But, look, I'd love to cheer Mr. Gore's stirring words on this topic.  I agree with them, of course.  I also have zero doubt that had he become President, he wouldn't agree with them. And so they're just pretty, harmless words now.  Not much use to anyone.  Al Gore is our nation's most courageous speaker on things he can't possibly do anything about and wouldn't do anything about if given the chance.

Deb

Not much to add to this. 
Everyone says enough is enough, but the city keeps barreling down the same murderous road to the same murderous outcomes. We won’t get change until people stop being so deferential to politicians, until we start demanding accountability for the money, until resources are applied to programs that we know can make these young men whole.

Those who are sick of poverty and its problems, OK, move to Mandeville. But if you want to live here in New Orleans, you’ve got to continue to invest in the lives of these young men who have been left behind, left out.

NOLA for Life? Go out in the street and ask a young brother about it. He won’t know what it is, let alone how to work the programs to get the help he needs. If people would be more afraid of continuing down the path we’re on than that of pissing off the mayor then we might begin to see some serious changes with these young men.
I don't believe there are ready-to-enact solutions to the violent crime problem in New Orleans. This is mostly because I don't expect things will be getting better for poor-to-middle class people anywhere any time soon.  In fact, I think they're going to get much worse. And since things are getting worse as the consequence of global societal political and economic problems, we can hardly expect to sit here in our little city and buck those trends.

But Deb is right to say that we can still choose to put what resources we do have toward  an earnest attempt to mitigate the damage. The Lens has been looking at the Mayor's "NOLA For Life" program over the past few weeks.  Is that the best we can do? Or was it the easiest thing for the Mayor to sell?

Update: You can still contribute to  Deb Cotton's medical fund here. I understand the need there is significant.  This week you can also contribute by bidding on a piece of folk art. See here for details.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Another one

Just yesterday as the Williams Chemical plant in Geismar was burning, I couldn't help but be a little surprised that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often.  The natural beauty of the South Louisiana tends to be what dominates our mental image of the place but, in truth, it is built over with petrochemical infrastructure. There are over a hundred facilities like the one that exploded in Geismar.  Stuff like this could be happening all the time.  But it doesn't.  Except when it does.

An explosion occurred at a fertilizer plant in Ascension Parish Friday evening, sending multiple people to the hospital. One person died in the blast, reports say.

The incident occurred the day after another explosion at the Williams Olefins chemical plant in Geismar injured 77 people and killed two.

This will be the most complicated Krewe D'Etat float next year

I'm thinking some kind of Brennan Family tree thing.  It would involve too many word bubbles.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Past is not even past

Here's Richard Campanella's follow-up article to that Tulane gentrification panel I mentioned yesterday.  With apologies for the length of the cut and paste, here are two paragraphs that give you an idea of what he's on about.
Looking to the past helps address this question. New Orleans two centuries ago underwent a transformation so draconian that today's changes practically evaporate in comparison. Starting a few years after the Louisiana Purchase, migrants from the Northeast and Upper South poured in by the thousands. On their heels came immigrants from Ireland, greater Germany, France, Haiti and dozens of other nations, who arrived in numbers larger than any other Southern city and oftentimes second only to New York. By 1850, more than two out of every four New Orleanians had been born outside the United States, and nearly three out of every four had been born outside New Orleans.


As the city's population doubled roughly every 15 years, its culture roiled and diversified tumultuously. The city's primary language shifted from French to English, and its dominant race went from black to white. Its Spanish-influenced Roman civil code became mixed with English common law. Its chief religion increasingly shared the spiritual stage with other sects and creeds. Its West Indian-style architecture became Americanized with center hallways and Classical façades introduced from Europe via the Northeast. Its night scene adopted the "concert saloon," a variation of the English music hall imported from New York that would later evolve into vaudeville venues and burlesque nightclubs. Its festivity, in the form of Mardi Gras, transformed from decentralized street mayhem, to organized krewes with scheduled parades. Its view of race veered away from the old Caribbean model that included an intermediary caste of free people of color, in favor of the American "one drop" rule. Even Louisiana's surveying system changed, from French long-lots measured in arpents to American rectangular sections measured in acres.
There's a lot more to this so go read the rest. It's very good. I would reiterate my point from yesterday, though, that just because we can demonstrate that "Progress" does not "destroy culture" this does not mean that there are substantive conflicts taking place.  Campanella more or less says as much in this article but it's not his main point.

If I had to compare the current state of anxiety to a chapter in the city's history, though, I don't think I'd go back as far as the Louisiana Purchase. Instead, New Orleans today looks very much the way it did during the late 70s just prior to the oil bust. Then, like now, the boom time New Orleans was attracting lots of young families and new money. And then, like now, pains of economic inequality were leaving poorer residents isolated. Here is a series of films by Andrew Kolker and Louis Alvarez from that time collectively titled "Being Poor In New Orleans". The themes are gentrification, crime, public housing. You could basically just re-make these today and hear the same perspectives from the same sorts of people.

On the other hand, Campanella notes one further historical episode which might have some relevance today. 
Acrimony mounted, getting so bad by the 1830s that New Orleans underwent a sort of metropolitan divorce, trifurcating into rival municipalities delineated largely along lines of ethnicity and nativity. Talk about heavy-handed conflict resolution: Imagine New Orleans today breaking into three cities, with downtown transplants pitted against Uptown bluebloods and Gentilly Creoles, each with its own council, laws and police! 
As we've noted previously, the city is well on its way toward establishing several independent neighborhood police forces. But now it seems the newcomers are forcing yet another civic divorce... on Twitter. 

It began innocently enough with a thing that happens practically every day. One (relatively) new to New Orleans personality decided to create a new Twitter account.
The Twitter account @sweden, in operation since December of 2011, is one of those beloved online curiosities that is a product of the social media age. Overseen by a pair of government agencies that handle tourism and the promotion of Swedish culture, the account is given over to a different citizen of Sweden every seven days - the goal being to display the diversity and character of the country through individual voices, 140 characters at a time. Under the cheery slogan “A new Swede every week,” the account now has more than 66,000 followers.

In the spring of 2013, it occurred to a former Loyola student and tech-industry professional, who tweets prolifically under the handle @ChampSuperstar, that the quirky formula might also be an effective way to showcase the singular and variegated essence of New Orleans to the world. 

Most Americans who even care in the first place first became aware of the @Sweden account last year when one of its curators appeared to wonder out loud if the Nazis had the right idea when it came to identifying nearby Jewish persons. But nevermind that. For the most part, people seem to like @Sweden. So why not bring the concept to New Orleans? What could possibly go wrong that would be worse than Nazis?

Well, if you answered a whole bunch of parody Twitter accounts, you obviously already know how this goes. 
The account @BeingNOLA went live on June 1, with Chris Boyd, a Baton Rouge native and founder of the Apptitude app-development studio, in the pilot’s seat. Currently tweeting as @BeingNOLA is schoolteacher and Uptown resident Bobby Hadzor, who’ll hold the spot until June 16; the account, as of Tuesday, June 11, had about 600 followers as well as several parody accounts - including @BeingMetairie, @BeingKenner, @BeingBywater and @BeingLakeview, so far - that started up (perhaps predictably) in its wake.
And, of course, since then, the situation has deteriorated as more and more Being____ accounts have come into.. um.. being. A partial list of these has been compiled by yet another Twitter user who (perhaps fittingly) goes by the handle @Blathering. There are more than just those by now, though. Expect the city's Twit-space to continue multi-furcating for the rest of the week after which most of the joke accounts are likely to go dormant and a new paradigm will have been established.

Signs of the times

Or any other kind of sign now banned from the US Supreme Court grounds.

More booze in the news

This time in the form of a cruise.  Or.. what used to be a commute.

A bill sitting on Gov. Bobby Jindal’s desk proposes that the Regional Transit Authority take over some ferry service. But, this being New Orleans, a citizen’s group has come up with an alternate strategy just in case: Turn the ferry into a party boat and let the service pay for itself by offering music, ad space, a clothing store, good food and specialty cocktails.

“One of the great things about New Orleans is our ability to turn anything functional into a fun time,” said Grant Morris, the ItsNewOrleans.com radio host who came up with the “Buy the Algiers Ferry” scheme. “There’s no reason why the ferry can’t be turned into a self-sustaining project. Besides, who wouldn’t want to have a cocktail?” he added.
Not to worry. There is exactly zero chance that they'll raise the funds to "Save The Ferry" by turning it into yet another extension of our adult Disneyland concept.  But the proposal tells us some not so surprising things about the way our "entrepreneurial creatives" think about stuff.  One theory might suggest this is a sign of "super-intelligence"  although I rather doubt it.  For the rest I defer to Jules Bentley's comments below the article here.


Must be a special kind of burning

This is a neat trick.

At least twenty-five people sustained unspecified injuries, said Paige Hargrove, executive director of the Louisiana Emergency Response Network.

There are no confirmed fatalities and no official count on the injured, said Jared Sadifer, a state police spokesman. A two-mile radius has been set up around the area but there is no residential impact, Sadifer said. A chemical is being burned off, but there is no immediate threat to the public and it is not being released into the air, he said.

Serpas Signal

They're getting all ticksy again with these.  Here is the full text of the NOPD press release sent out late last night.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
06/12/2013
Sobriety Checkpoint

New Orleans, LA - As required by the Louisiana Supreme Court, the New Orleans Police Department is issuing a public advisory regarding a sobriety checkpoint that will be conducted tomorrow night. 
The New Orleans Police Department’s Traffic Division will conduct a sobriety checkpoint in the Orleans Parish area beginning at approximately 7:00 P.M., and will conclude at approximately 5:00 A.M.  Motorists will experience minimal delays and should have the proper documentation available if requested, i.e., proof of insurance, driver’s license, etc. 
Superintendent of Police Ronal Serpas said, “I would like to remind all drivers to always drink responsibly and use a designated driver.”


The note is dated June 12, but the majority of email recipients will have first encountered this message sometime this morning. So the phrase "will be conducted tomorrow night" without reference to a specific date in the text is unnecessarily vague.   Also I notice they're starting at 7:00 pm instead of 9:00 pm for the first time ever.  Unless that's a typo which is quite possible.

Anyway drive carefully.

Update: 7:00 pm tonight obviously not early enough. 

Frank "Connor" Snellings, 21, the son of U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., was arrested Thursday morning on charges of driving while intoxicated, hit-and-run driving, and driving the wrong way on a one-way street in the French Quarter, according to the Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Whose progress?

Thursday evening Tulane hosted yet another panel discussion on the pile of quality of life issues we're roughly thinking about as "gentrification" although that term is hardly adequate. Nor is the title of the discussion. The organizers, unfortunately, chose to go with the provocative but misdirecting, “Does Progress Destroy Culture?”  as though we should conceive of those as opposing monolithic forces.  

Both the terms Culture and Progress are too vague anyway.  Even within the narrow sense of "The Unique Culture of New Orleans" there are multifarious experiences that can define it differently.  Is New Orleans Culture boehmian? formal? libertine? conservative? black? white? rich? poor? European? American? African? Asian? The flip answer here is, "Yes." But, more precisely, the answer is whatever is convenient to the conversation or relevant to the speaker.   Similarly, Progress can mean whatever change any specific group or individual perceives as beneficial. And more often than not, the change that benefits one party does so at the expense of others. 

The problem with asking "Does Progress Destroy Culture?" is the suggestion that Culture even exists apart from change is nonsense. Not to get too philosophical here but life is basically change. We can define ourselves at any given point only as either the sum of the things that have happened to us or the things we expect will happen soon. At least, I'm pretty confident that's how we understand our urban environment. Take a drive around New Orleans and try describing your favorite neighborhoods and landmarks. All of the meaning will be wrapped up in what each place once was, who used to live there, who is moving in now, and what they will make of it. What we think of as culture is simply a human measurement of perpetual change. Progress is just a subjective description of the process.

But there's obviously a significant interest in talking about the current state of flux in New Orleans. Several versions of that Tulane panel have been popping up around town for well over a year now.  But I don't think anyone has asked quite the right question yet. Instead of asking whether things are changing for the better in general, we should be asking who is benefiting the most and at whose expense.

Right now if you hold an ownership stake in  in tourism or real estate development or, ideally, both, you're probably impressed with all the recent "progress" being made. On the other hand, if you're disassociated from those concerns and the cost of your rent and utilities is going up while your favorite neighborhood bar or music venue becomes more trendy (expensive) or is shut down altogether, you might start to feel like your "culture" is under attack.

In other words, the actual problem we're facing is one of increasing economic inequality even within the larger context of a "booming" local economy. Too often, though, the resulting conversation gets bogged down in unanswerable questions about what sort of person is somehow more "New Orleans" than another and we never get back around to addressing the relevant ones.

Suddenly

It's only June. But already Mark Ingram, who Sean Payton recently complemented as looking very "sudden" at Saints practices is ruining everyone's hopes and dreams for the upcoming season.
Brutal news for New Orleans Saints linebacker Victor Butler as he tore his ACL during Tuesday's organized team activities practice, according to a source. Butler was a key free-agent signing during the offseason and figured to be a player to help the Saints' lackluster pass rush.

The source also said Butler will likely end up on injured reserve. This was the last week of OTAs for the Saints, and Wednesday's practice session was canceled as the many Saints players said via Twitter that the team was going on a field trip.

Running back Mark Ingram took a swing pass during a team drill during Tuesday's practice and collided with Butler near the sideline. Ingram ran free, but Butler remained on the turf for a couple of minutes.

Friday, June 07, 2013

The smug sigh

Matt Bors on the way stories like this week's NSA spying revelations are all too often brushed off.
There’s a line I’ve seen trotted a few times now that goes, “Ah, we knew all this was happening, you idiots!” We didn’t know. If you knew about PRISM you should have scooped The Guardian and made a name for yourself. The fact is, this story is mammoth and is bringing an incredible amount of attention to a program that’s been operating in total secrecy for a decade. But, yes, you’re smart and get a pat on the head for not being a “sheeple.”
Meanwhile, in a lot of cases, we're doing a fine job of spying on ourselves anyway.  But, remember, that's just part of internet companies like Google's business model. As Julian Assange pointed out last week, they're actively seeking to become a partner in US "anti-terrorism" operations. Eventually we'll just replace NSA's 20,000 plus government employees with a contract to Google and thereby successfully privatize Big Brother too.

Update: Here David Simon provides us with a platonic ideal of the kind of smug rationalization Bors is talking about.

Frankly, I’m a bit amazed that the NSA and FBI have their shit together enough to be consistently doing what they should be doing with the vast big-data stream of electronic communication.  For us, now — years into this war-footing and this legal dynamic — to loudly proclaim our indignation at the maintenance of an essential and comprehensive investigative database while at the same time insisting on a proactive response to the inevitable attempts at terrorism is as childish as it is obtuse.  We want cake, we want to eat it, and we want to stay skinny and never puke up a thing.  Of course we do.

Not sure who he thinks "we" are in this description.  Politics involves some people asking for certain polices while others ask for different policies. You don't get to combine the disparate results of separate discussions and declare that they represent the collective will of the people.  Nor do you get to shame those who dissent though they are outmaneuvered by the process for being inconsistent.  According to Simon, you cannot simultaneously wish not to be exploded by terrorists while also disagreeing with your government's method for preventing that from happening. And you wouldn't be so worked up about it if only you were as smart as he is. 

In Alabama, they know how to buck a damn trend

Here's a CNN report on how the state of Alabama is channeling BP restoration funds into the construction of a beachfront convention center.



As we've noted previously, Alabama is particularly good at this.

Consumer advocates

How does one become credentialed as such a thing?
As it stands, Senate Bill 47 would reduce the number of seats on the board from 13 to 11. That would involve eliminating three appointments made by City Council members and adding a new mayoral appointment. At least two of those appointments would have to be consumer advocates and the mayoral appointments must include at least one person from each council district.

Those appointments would be made from a list of nominees developed by a council of presidents of New Orleans higher education institutions and other groups, such as the Chamber of Commerce and Urban League.

Also, University Presidents, the Chamber of Commerce, and the Urban League get to run the water board because why, exactly? I don't remember voting in any recent Chamber of Commerce election. 

Two One sport star

Congratulations to Mark Ingram on the most significant achievement of his career as a Saint thus far.





Whose $80 million?

So-called economic impact numbers are basically useless as anything besides PR tools. Even if the advertised figures are not exaggerated (which they almost certainly are) all they tell us is how much money was theoretically put into motion by a specific event without regard to where any of it ended up.

We can estimate the volume of water and sediment carried by the Mississippi River through South Louisiana.  But if we are indifferent to how that load is dispersed across the delta, then how does that help us rebuild the deteriorating coastline? 

The same problem applies to the supposed economic impact of filming

How is a site awarded and thereby closed? How do they estimate the $80 million, and does the production achieve this estimate?

How are uniformed NOPD officers compensated? Who are the 600 locals employed by a film featuring Gary Oldman?

With New Orleans increasingly the backdrop for big films, we would all benefit from a line-by-line analysis of the expenditures credited to a single one of these productions.

If the state issues a tax credit, can the city also — simply for the sake of study — collect receipts and explain the film’s impact against the impact on residents in terms of resources and time diverted?

That's from a letter to The Advocate by Brian Boyles. He's referring specifically to work downtown on the new "Planet Of The Apes" movie.  Here's a sorry phone pic of the production blocking my progress up Common Street last week.

Ape land

And here's another one I took this morning of Carondelet Street.

Filming on Carondelet Probably Planet of the Apes

I assume this is the same production because they've dressed up the street to look all overgrown and decayed the way the scene downtown was constructed.  Of course, that doesn't take all that much work around here where signs of decay and neglect exist in abundance.  Had they just scooted a few blocks down the street, for example, our beloved three year old overgrown sinkhole was already prepared for its close-up.

Sinkhole June 2013

How stuff works

Journalism: by Glenn Greenwald,
“I approach my journalism as a litigator,” he said. “People say things, you assume they are lying, and dig for documents to prove it.”

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Cloud storage

Also today this has been happening.
The National Security Agency has obtained direct access to the systems of Google, Facebook, Apple and other US internet giants, according to a top secret document obtained by the Guardian.

The NSA access is part of a previously undisclosed program called PRISM, which allows them to collect material including search history, the content of emails, file transfers and live chats, the document says.
Probably the worst aspect of the revelation that NSA has been systematically collecting everyone's telephone and internet communications is that, for most people, it's probably not much of a revelation at all.

As usual, the powerful and their sycophants will make this absurd argument
Someone should introduce Senator Feinstein to Senators Udall and Wyden because she just went on TV to explain that all of this is well known and that nobody in the government objects.It's all very above board, legal and by the book.

Oh, and she believes we need a leak investigation right away because we are living in "a culture of leaks" and it must be stopped.

But that is stupid and transparently evil. The real tragedy is that most folks will yawn.  The fashionable reaction will involve smug sighing about an "angry left" overreacting again.  But mostly, people will ignore this, take comfort in the fact that they "have nothing to hide" and then flip on whatever internet enabled device has selected some personalized entertainment for them.

Rest assured, though, not very much of this will be happening.

How is it tolerated by the American people?

That's the most pressing question. The civic negligence required to reach this point is the thing that most disappoints me about my fellow citizens, who ought to throw out every last member of Congress complicit in the metastasizing surveillance state. I am serious. Look up your representative. In a letter or phone call, demand they take a stand against this, on penalty of you voting against them in a primary or general.

That's how change happens when the president who promised it turns out to have lied.

Just seeing it written that desperately underscores the general impotence. And I'm sure the architects of the surveillance state understand that.

On the list that counts

Stacey Jackson indicted. Probably just under the statute of limitations wire, although maybe not.
The NOAH episode erupted in the summer of 2008, at a time of mounting public frustration with Nagin’s leadership of the city’s recovery. For many, the scandal epitomized Nagin’s fecklessness – the city was mired in blight, and a key city program aimed at ameliorating the problem appeared to be, at least, in part a sham.

The story was uncovered by blogger Karen Gadbois and television reporter Lee Zurik, who discovered that NOAH was paying contractors to gut and board blighted houses, but that in many cases the work wasn’t being done.

Nagin angrily denounced the reporting, referring disparagingly to “amateur investigators,” but federal authorities soon opened a probe and began carting documents out of NOAH’s offices. The agency, technically a nonprofit funded by City Hall, was essentially mothballed weeks later.
Those were fun times. 

Nebulous

It is! Hell the ball is even kind of.. uh.. nebulously shaped.   As are the defensive alignments.. especially if you don't understand them particularly well which is most of the time.   Of all the major sports Americans follow, football is richest with arcane terminology and elaborately designed strategy. That is until the game actually begins and then it's all about "butt fumbles" Beefy Mac, and whether or not Les Miles knows what time it is.

But in between the absurd moments of live action, fans like to occupy themselves with convoluted arguments over the weighty mysteries of "offensive philosophy" vs "defensive principles" as if we're working to unlock some hidden moral truth... or at least acquire it via osmosis.

Even team ownership will get into the pursuit of enlightenment when the occasion presents itself.  Saints heiress Rita Benson LeBlanc recently participated in a ritual offering of hats and shirts to the Dali Lama in hope of receiving some useful bit of wisdom.

Dalai Lama with promotional crap

As far as we are aware, though, His Holiness is not available to play left tackle.

Anyway, these are all nebulous pursuits, of course.  Here's what we can say with some surety. During football season large men dress up in plastic suits and run into one another very fast. During the offseason, we pretend that it will be complicated when they do that.   Which is what was going on yesterday when Jeff Duncan wrote to us about Rob Ryan's newly installed principles of defense.
The Saints don't have a player named Jack on their 89-man offseason roster. But if they want to return to the NFC playoffs, they need to find a "Jack" somewhere on their defense.

Confused? Don't be. This Jack talk is all new to New Orleans. It arrived here only a few months ago with defensive coordinator Rob Ryan and the 3-4 defense.

The Jack is the Saints' term for the pass-rushing outside linebacker position in their new defensive scheme.
Were you confused by the impenetrable complexities of advanced football theory? No problem, Duncan will explain it for you. You might even say it's his job to do that.  A pretty sweet gig too since, as it turns out, it's really not that complicated.
Regardless of the name, the expectations are the same for the outside linebacker in the 3-4 scheme. Whoever plays the position needs to be able to rush the passer and make plays.
So the genius of Ryan's defense is that it encourages one fellow in particular to play very hard and do exciting stuff. This is different from the schemes of many coaches you will meet who actively discourage playmaking and pass rushing.

Oh and also it's actually pretty complicated.

Bradley Warshauer disagreed with Duncan's attempt at 3-4 demystification for a number of reasons which he listed here. I'll let you go over there and read through that. Plus the ensuing Twitter conversation between Bradley and Duncan.  And then, for extra football nerdiness, Bradley's follow-up article on the Saints' 3-4 scheme as well as the personnel he expects will execute it.

Here's the bit that jumped out at me the most. This is Warshauer quoting Duncan and then responding.
But like the old football saying goes, “If you have two starting quarterbacks you don’t have one.” The same can be said for rush outside linebackers. The Saints desperately need one of these jacks to blossom into a force.
The problem: MAKES NO DAMN SENSE
Ever hear of the Dome Patrol? It had a Hall of Fame pass rusher and an entirely separate Defensive Player of the Year pass rusher at the same time. Again, not every scheme is the same, and not all 3-4 defenses use under/over alignments with a pure weak side pass rusher. Regardless, the reason two starting quarterbacks equals zero is because you can only have one starting quarterback. Rob Ryan can put all four of his outside linebackers on the field together if he wants. He’s actually doing stuff like that.

I thought this was silly too.  While it's probably a bad idea to play two quarterbacks at the same time, you often may like to have several pass rushers out there together.  Also, I'm not sure what you'd do with 1,000 little Joe Vitts but that does sound pretty intimidating.

"You cut Joe Vitt up, all you're going to find is a 1,000 little football coaches coming out,'' (Saints defensive line coach Bill) Johnson said.

It's all pretty nebulous but it makes for fun, if pointless, reading which is what the offseason is for anyway.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Well hello

Say hi to Andrea.

Tropical Storm Andrea has formed over the eastern Gulf of Mexico. The first named storm of hurricane season will spin toward Florida and make landfall sometime Thursday afternoon.


Feels a bit early for this stuff.

Ferry rally

There they go, "raising awareness."
Transit advocacy group Ride New Orleans (formerly Transport for NOLA) holds the "By Boat or by Float" second line tonight to boost awareness of the Algiers ferry.
Or boosting awareness, in this case, I guess.  I'm not sure the problem with the ferry is that people aren't aware of it so much as nobody wants to operate it.
With no private operators in line to run the ferries once its public funds run out June 30 (following the dissolve of the Crescent City Connection tolls, which powered the ferries), lawmakers have come up with some solutions to keep them running — State Sen. David Heitmeier, D-New Orleans, has a bill to put the ferry's control under a municipal authority, like the Regional Transit Authority, with funding from the state's Department of Transportation and Development. The bill passed the House yesterday.

 Not sure RTA wants it either, by the way. Or, at least, they're not saying.





Bizarre

Whoever thought we'd be living in a world where Mary Landrieu's go-to play in a re-election campaign would be to publicly beat up on Bobby Jindal.

Fifty-six percent of the voters interviewed said Landrieu’s backing of the president’s health-care reform law made them less likely to back her. On the other hand, opinion on her criticism of Jindal’s staunch refusal to accept federal money to expand Medicaid coverage, a key component of the law deemed optional by the U.S. Supreme Court, was evenly split. By all appearances, Landrieu thinks this is a winning issue for her, and she’ll surely continue to hammer Republicans on their resistance to covering more Louisiana residents.

Re-inflating the bubble

What could go wrong?
Large investment firms have spent billions of dollars over the last year buying homes in some of the nation’s most depressed markets. The influx has been so great, and the resulting price gains so big, that ordinary buyers are feeling squeezed out. Some are already wondering if prices will slump anew if the big money stops flowing.
Last week the Times-Picayune ran a feature series on the New Orleans rental market. Louisiana law is not particularly kind to renters.  And, as a result, neither are many landlords. Jarvis DeBerry followed up the series with this opinion piece.
Think about it this way: If a renter steals $750 from her landlady, Louisiana law says she can be imprisoned for five years and fined up to $2,000. If that landlady breaks the law and withholds her tenant's security deposit, she can only be fined a tenth as much.

Consider that another consequence of being poor, or at least poorer than your adversary. The law treats your victimization as less significant than everybody else's. But how could it not be even more significant, when you've got fewer resources at the start?

The city is considering tougher laws on substandard housing. But we still need laws in Louisiana that will require landlords to meet minimum housing standards and stop them from demanding that tenants trade their legal rights for a place to lay their heads. We also need legislation that gives people more than 24 hours to pack up and move after a court-ordered eviction. Even an attorney representing landlords acknowledged the harshness of that.
So things are bad enough as they are.  Imagine, though, how much worse they can become when the landord is no longer some local flake but instead a huge out of town investment firm.
Los Angeles prosecutors are calling Deutsche Bank one of the city's largest slumlords, accusing it of allowing hundreds of properties it owns to fall into disrepair and breed crime.

The Los Angeles city attorney's office filed a civil lawsuit Wednesday against the world's fourth-largest bank, seeking hundreds of millions of dollars in penalties and restitution and an injunction forcing it to clean up its foreclosed properties in Los Angeles.

Of course, in New Orleans, there's always a demand for condo conversion and re-sale. So if banks are ever looking for someplace to buck the trend when the next bubble bursts, they might like to invest here.

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Silent stimulus

I think most people around New Orleans have at least heard that the new Whole Foods Market currently going up on Broad Street has benefited from the "Fresh Food Retailer Initiative" program which funnels federal recovery grant money toward grocers in under-served neighborhoods or "food deserts" as the current term of art labels them.
The Fresh Food Retailer Initiative launched in March 2011 with the goal of expanding access to healthy food and revitalizing neighborhoods. The city and its partner Hope Enterprise Corporation provided $14 million in Disaster Community Development Block Grant funds to the program.
Here's an article in AdWeek about Whole Foods' new strategy for expanding into "food deserts" in a few select cities including the new store in New Orleans.
The chain will launch pilot stores in Detroit, New Orleans and on Chicago's South Side in 2013 and 2014 that feature fewer staffers, lower prices, and more frozen and prewrapped food, said Whole Foods co-CEO John Mackey. "For every penny we cut off the price, we reach more people who can afford to shop with us," he said.

In anticipation of the Detroit store opening, the company has been offering classes in community centers about how to shop frugally at its store, focusing, naturally, on Whole Foods' own 365 private label line. Anne Howe of Anne Howe Associates, a shopper marketing consulting firm, commended the chain for going into so-called food deserts like parts of Detroit and New Orleans. "They are trying to serve the needs of communities that others ignore completely," she said.
Nothing in the AdWeek article mentions the federal stimulus funds spurring the development of the Broad Street store. I wondered if Whole Foods is taking advantage of similar programs in Detroit and Chicago too.

And guess what.
Detroit, MI -- Detroit Mayor Dave Bing joined Whole Foods Market executives, Detroit Economic Growth Corporation president and CEO George W. Jackson, Jr., and others to announce that Whole Foods Market has signed a lease to open one of its nationally renowned stores in the heart of Midtown Detroit. The 20,000 sq. ft. store will be located at the northwest corner of Mack Avenue and John R Road.

"I want to thank Whole Foods for recognizing that Detroit is a great investment," said Mayor Dave Bing. "The demand is here, because Detroiters are spending $200 million outside the city for groceries. Whole Foods Market and DEGC's Green Grocer Project are sure to bring those dollars back to Detroit."

And also
Now even Whole Foods Market Inc.—purveyor of $10 tubs of freshly ground almond butter and $6.99 individual crab cakes—wants to serve the hungry poor. Co-CEO John Mackey, speaking recently at the Economic Club of Chicago, says Whole Foods is creating a foundation, Whole Cities, to open subsidized stores in Chicago neighborhoods that lack access to fresh food as soon as this year. Other cities in Whole Foods' pilot tests are New Orleans and Newark, N.J.
It's nice that Whole Foods is exploring "pilot program" stores to bring fresh food to these neighborhoods. But it isn't the invisible hand of enlightened entrepreneurism that's guiding them to do that. They're responding to incentives created by deliberate policy decisions backed with grant funds.  I wonder why AdWeek doesn't write it that way.  

Rob Ryan's hurt feelings


Coach Ryan is liking his new life JUST FINE, DAMMIT!

Getting the impression we'll hear this stuff a lot this year.

Defensive coordinator Rob Ryan hasn't disappointed the media so far with his colorful personality and sarcastic humor. He once again mentioned being fired by the Dallas Cowboys when asked about why he likes to have so many defensive backs on the roster.

"The way the game is played nowadays, you have to have multiplicity," Ryan said. "Anybody that's followed me (knows) we were No. 3 in the league 10 weeks into the season until every single player on the team was hurt and I got fired. We should have been No. 1 but that's OK. But I learned. You can never have enough good players."
The Saints host the Cowboys in a primetime game on November 10.  Might want to put a..  um... star by that one.

Don't know how to read but I got a lot of toys

Congratulations (I guess?) to the winners of Gambit's inaugural Twitterprom last night.  I hope you people are proud of yourselves. Despite the momentary unpleasantness of the awards ceremony, it was nice to get something like a critical mass of New Orleans Twitter users together in one room for the evening.  There's a lot of stupidity on Twitter, of course. But it's also one of the more vital spaces on the internet for bringing together a wide range of personalities and perspectives. At its best, it's a true and democratic asset to any community, especially a community like New Orleans where one finds ample supply of extroverted wits and loudmouths who don't mind mixing it up with one another.   At its worst, though, it's Fletcher Mackel calling the state police because his feelings were hurt.  But that's another story. 

Anyway, I'm thinking about this this afternoon because it crystallized some points for me in a couple of recently published articles everyone should read. 

Last week I linked to Evgeny Morozov's review of  The New Digital Age which is a techno-futurist treatise of sorts written by Google executives Eric Schmidt and Jared Cohen.  You may have seen them making the rounds on the talk shows. Here is Morozov following that up with an article about the rollout of Google's personalized maps feature. The new Google maps aims to present a different map to each individual user de-emphasizing those places which Google's advertising analytics predict he or she would be less interested in ever finding.

Similar models are in evidence in other internet based services, particularly in entertainment, where consumers are offered only the music/TV/books, etc. that some algorithm had determined correlate to their previous choices.  The assumption is that individuals tend not to become interested in new and different things. Or, at least, that they'd be a lot easier to market to if they didn't.
There's something profoundly conservative about Google's logic. As long as advertising is the mainstay of its business, the company is not really interested in systematically introducing radical novelty into our lives. To succeed with advertisers, it needs to convince them that its view of us customers is accurate and that it can generate predictions about where we are likely to go (or, for that matter, what we are likely to click). The best way to do that is to actually turn us into highly predictable creatures by artificially limiting our choices. Another way is to nudge us to go to places frequented by other people like us—like our Google Plus friends. In short, Google prefers a world where we consistently go to three restaurants to a world where our choices are impossible to predict.
If I had to stress one very important difference "The Internet" has made in our lives over the past decade it would be this. It presented individuals with a way to introduce a tremendous amount of "radical novelty" into each other's lives. People who otherwise would have had no occasion to interact with one another were suddenly able to share information, commentary, advice, etc.  in a way that subverted conventional narratives in journalism, advertising, and politics. We tend to take this a little bit for granted now but the opportunity to circumvent traditional media and create their own discourse made a big difference in the way people perceived their roles in the civic space. It allowed more people to become active participants in rather than passive consumers of day to day news.

I know it's easy, and even fun, to moan about the widespread ignorance that seems to infect any given message board or comment section.  But one has never had to look very far to find that sort of thing.  What the internet taught me during the 00s, which I did not know before then, was just how many smart, creative, funny, capable people are out there amongst our neighbors as well. This was a crucial development in New Orleans after Katrina as citizen-driven activism played such a major role in rebuilding communities, and perhaps more importantly, dispelling official bullshit about that process. 

But, if Morozov's observations are correct, and I believe they are, we're now in danger of ceding much of our chaotic civic space for sharing "radical novelty" back to quieter more authoritarian commercial interests.

We're also in danger of losing that space to the police as they become ever more sophisticated at using internet-based media as surveillance tools.  Here's another look at Schmidt and Cohen's book from Julian Assange. Assange believes that Google is eager to help build the new surveillance state.. although they don't exactly call it that.
The advance of information technology epitomized by Google heralds the death of privacy for most people and shifts the world toward authoritarianism. This is the principal thesis in my book, “Cypherpunks.” But while Mr. Schmidt and Mr. Cohen tell us that the death of privacy will aid governments in “repressive autocracies” in “targeting their citizens,” they also say governments in “open” democracies will see it as “a gift” enabling them to “better respond to citizen and customer concerns.” In reality, the erosion of individual privacy in the West and the attendant centralization of power make abuses inevitable, moving the “good” societies closer to the “bad” ones.

The section on “repressive autocracies” describes, disapprovingly, various repressive surveillance measures: legislation to insert back doors into software to enable spying on citizens, monitoring of social networks and the collection of intelligence on entire populations. All of these are already in widespread use in the United States. In fact, some of those measures — like the push to require every social-network profile to be linked to a real name — were spearheaded by Google itself.

THE writing is on the wall, but the authors cannot see it. They borrow from William Dobson the idea that the media, in an autocracy, “allows for an opposition press as long as regime opponents understand where the unspoken limits are.” But these trends are beginning to emerge in the United States.
And, of course, "the unspoken limits" are being tightened. They're being tightened not only by social convention among wealthy intellectual luminaries where it has become a popular delight to shame online commentary, but also by governmental declaration.
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan took to state television to denounce the protesters and deny the legitimacy of their complaints. “There is now a menace which is called Twitter,” Erdogan told the cameras. “The best examples of lies can be found there. To me, social media is the worst menace to society.” Erdogan also made clear that he doubted the spontaneous nature of the protests, claiming that opposition leaders’ “foreign links” were at play in their organization, informing the country that he had ordered intelligence agencies to investigate these ties and that the development project would move forward.

Of course, we don't need to go all the way to Turkey to find examples of authoritarian push back. Ray Nagin, for one example, was pretty hot to bully the entirety of the press pro or amateur by the end of his term.
Well because, your newscast, the local newspapers, are feeding these awful, ugly talk shows that are feeding these blogs. If you go look at some of these blogs out there and some of the stories that come from the paper and you read the comments, it’s some of the most vile, angry, people that I’ve ever seen in this community.

And then there's our favorite local example of mayoral candidate John Georges declaring that there are "dangerous people" on the internet. I'm still curious whether Georges' recent entry into the world of journalism might have put his perspective at greater variance from that of the Turkish Prime Minister. I didn't notice Mr. Erdogan listed on The Advocate's new advisory panel. That must be a good sign, right?

Nutty or maybe not so nutty

Not sure how reliable this ex-CIA analyst Ray McGovern is. He seems like a bit of a weirdo, honestly. But these are some eye-opening quotes nonetheless.
Which leads to the question, why would he do all these things? Why would he (Obama) be afraid for example, to take the drones away from the CIA? Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s afraid. Number one, he’s afraid of what happened to Martin Luther King Jr. And I know from a good friend who was there when it happened, that at a small dinner with progressive supporters – after these progressive supporters were banging on Obama before the election, "Why don’t you do the things we thought you stood for?" Obama turned sharply and said, "Don’t you remember what happened to Martin Luther King Jr.?" That’s a quote, and that’s a very revealing quote.
I'll just restate my skepticism about "I know from a good friend who was there..."  but, even if we grant that the quote has at least a 50% chance of being made up, it still reflects some compelling analysis from a source with a fair amount of standing.
The other thing is, I’ve always been kind of shocked that when he came into office, not only did he not prosecute the torturers, the kidnapers, the people with the black [unintelligible], even the people who violated our Fourth Amendment rights, but he left them all in place. I suspected at the time, now I’m pretty convinced the president of the United States is afraid of the CIA. That’s why he got John Brennan in place. He thinks John Brennan owes more personal loyalty to him than all those other thugs out there who did the torture and so forth. That’s a questionable thing. But Obama thinks that. And that’s why he fought so hard so that Brennan would be in place.
The "afraid of CIA" stuff is a bit on the conspiracy side of the fence.  But you don't have to actually buy it to understand that the President has been enough of a "wimp" (McGovern's term) where it regards the totalitarian tendency of the U.S. security state to engender this kind of speculation.

Monday, June 03, 2013

Will the last parade to leave the Westbank please turn out the lights?

Just when you thought the Uptown mono-route couldn't get any more crowded.

West Bank residents who want to stay close to home for Carnival will find limited options next year after two krewes will parade Uptown next year. Calling it a “difficult’’ decision, longtime krewes of Alla and Choctaw will move to the St. Charles Avenue route.
Also, since Westbank residents seeking to enjoy Carnival will now be obligated to join the already untenable siege of the St. Charles Avenue neutral ground, they should know they'll probably have take the bridge. Otherwise, bring some walking around money.
Legislation allowing the Algiers and Chalmette ferries to be absorbed into the Regional Transit Authority with funding from the state transportation department was passed by the Louisiana House Monday.

Senate Bill 215 by Sen. David Heitmeier, D-New Orleans, would also allow increased fares to ride the ferries, which come after their funding source was eliminated from the Crescent City Connection during the debate over the bridge tolls.

Saturday, June 01, 2013

Must have seen something in the entrails

State Senator Elbert Guillory, who earlier this year, voted to keep creationism in Louisiana public schools because he was impressed by a visit to his local witch doctor, has.. through some other process of divination... decided to become a Republican.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Hurricane season begins Saturday

Get ready to see any number of newspaper articles, radio features,  TV commercials,  online polls, etc. on the question of whether or not you'll decide to evacuate this year. Everyone has different reasons for staying or going and different plans for executing that decision.  Like I just said, you're bound to read about 500 or so of those over the coming weekend.  Mostly it comes down to the expected safety, hassle, and expense of packing and leaving vs that of staying put.

To help inform that process, Matt McBride has spent the past six or seven months FOIAing the Corps  for emails related to the operation of the pumps and gates on the outfall canals. In the first what he says will be a multi-part report on his findings, McBride concludes,
The Corps entered Isaac with five of the eleven gates at the London Avenue site not completely secured, including one that was utterly unsecured; the Corps was relying on gravity to keep it in place. Put simply, the Corps had closed the barn door at the London Avenue canal (the weakest canal structurally speaking), but they hadn't bothered to lock it. The possibility of storm surge loosening the gates was apparently too inconceivable for the people directly responsible for making sure the city was protected. Procedures - such as calling out divers that were supposed to be on call, or failing that, dropping massive sandbags - were simply brushed off. It is in-the-moment exchanges like this that undermine whatever bluster the Corps puts out about safety being their top priority. 
For someone like me who has to consider evacuating in a car that's basically 75% duct tape right now the decision matrix has a high tolerance for these sorts of improvised safety features built into it. In other words, I'm still not going anywhere unless Ronal Serpas sends a whole SWAT team of bomb robots in to root me out. Your mileage may vary, of course.  And this is just one more thing to consider.

More memories

Happy Birthday, Bayou Corne Sinkhole.  You grew up so fast.

Quickie cost/benefit analysis

The NOPD consent decree will finally be allowed to go forward when we reach the point where the cost of legal fees associated with appealing it exceed the cost of actually implementing it.

NEW ORLEANS -- The U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has issued a emergency stay in the federal case concerning the consent decree over the New Orleans Police Department.

The temporary stay puts the case on hold, and eliminates a meeting scheduled tomorrow to announce a monitor for the consent decree.

The appeals court will next look at whether to grant or deny the city's  motion to vacate, or toss out, the entire consent decree.
Also... memories:
Landrieu, standing beside more than a dozen community leaders, said at a news conference that he wants the Justice Department to come in and do an assessment of the NOPD and the criminal justice system.

Landrieu said he anticipates that the federal assessment would eventually result in a consent decree, a move that could mean federal oversight for the troubled department.

“It is clear that nothing short of a complete transformation is necessary and essential to ensure safety for the citizens of New Orleans,” Landrieu wrote in his letter to Holder.
At the time, the above item caused our friends at The Lens to opine,
This represents the mayor’s clearest statement on the possibility of federal intervention. He is not interested in negotiating a half-loaf relationship with the Justice Department to appease anybody associated with the incumbent regime. He wants the Civil Rights Division to use its authority to sue the department to mandate reform measures under court order. While the city may negotiate the terms of a settlement once that lawsuit is filed, there would be very little wiggle room once that consent decree is on the books.
Yeah well... not so much that, really. 

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Debt racket

What's in your wallet... and will it prompt your bank to sell you to a bounty hunter?

Iowa Attorney General Tom Miller, the architect of last year’s $25 billion national mortgage settlement, is leading a multi-state investigation of these so-called debt buyers and overall debt collection practices, according to his office.

Debt buyers often purchase just a spreadsheet with names of delinquent borrowers from banks after accounts become more than 180 days past due, Holland said. Judges, he noted, grew alarmed by the number of cases involving debt buyers that lacked proof of outstanding debt or that contained generic testimony.

Land racket

Happens according to slightly different circumstances in different cities but, for the most part, yep, pretty much.
The lie is that schemes like Teach For America, charter schools backed by venture capitalists, education management organizations (EMOs), and Broad Foundation-prepared superintendents address black parents concerns about the quality of public schools for their children. These schemes are not designed to cure what ails under-performing schools. They are designed to shift tax dollars away from schools serving black and poor students; displace authentic black educational leadership; and erode national commitment to the ideal of public education.
Which is fine because..
As the nation’s inner cities are dotted with coffee shop chains, boutique furniture stores, and the skyline changes from public housing to high-rise condominium buildings, listen to the refrain about school reform sung by some intimidated elected officials and submissive superintendents. That refrain is really about exporting the urban poor, reclaiming inner city land, and using schools to recalculate urban land value. This kind of school reform is not about children, it’s about the business elite gaining access to the nearly $600 billion that supports the nation’s public schools. It’s about money.

Pulling more cars from the bayou today

WWL's Paul Murphy is tweeting photos.
Of course I hope this helps them find Monette. But also... hey how did all those cars get down there? And who is working those stories? 

Go back to bed. The grown ups will take care of you

Gonna be a busy day for me.

Go read this Evgeny Morozov review of Eric Schmidt and Jared Cohen's terrible book. Here's a decent blurb to get you started.

The goal of books such as this one is not to predict but to reassure—to show the commoners, who are unable on their own to develop any deep understanding of what awaits them, that the tech-savvy elites are sagaciously in control.
Then go take a look at Glenn Greenwald's column from over the weekend about that Obama terror speech all the respectable media tell us is so historically significant. 

What Obama has specialized in from the beginning of his presidency is putting pretty packaging on ugly and discredited policies. The cosmopolitan, intellectualized flavor of his advocacy makes coastal elites and blue state progressives instinctively confident in the Goodness of whatever he's selling, much as George W. Bush's swaggering, evangelical cowboy routine did for red state conservatives. The CIA presciently recognized this as a valuable asset back in 2008 when they correctly predicted that Obama's election would stem the tide of growing antiwar sentiment in western Europe by becoming the new, more attractive face of war, thereby converting hordes of his admirers from war opponents into war supporters. This dynamic has repeated itself over and over in other contexts, and has indeed been of great value to the guardians of the status quo in placating growing public discontent about their economic insecurity and increasingly unequal distribution of power and wealth. However bad things might be, we at least have a benevolent, kind-hearted and very thoughtful leader doing everything he can to fix it.

No matter how uncomfortable things become in your digitized, privatized, terrorized, war-drone future, you can always rest comfortably knowing there are enlightened elites making all of your decisions for you.  

Sunday, May 26, 2013

The FEMA bubble

Not gonna last forever, people

The population of New Orleans was 369,250 as of July 1, 2012, an increase of 25,000 people since April 1, 2010, according to U.S. Census Bureau cities and towns population estimates released earlier this week.

Greg Rigamer, a New Orleans-based demographer and consultant with GCR Inc., calls the data good news but says New Orleans still has a way to go before hitting its pre-Katrina population.

The population of New Orleans in July 2005, a month before Katrina hit, was 454,000, he said.

Rigamer said the city could be back to pre-Katrina levels by 2020.

“What’s going on in New Orleans is you started out with decreased base from Katrina and you are also seeing a lot of federal money pumped into the city,” Rigamer said. “There is a lot of recovery spending occurring right now. A lot of FEMA projects under way.”
Eventually that stimulus is going to run dry.  In the meantime, are we building a city that will sustain economic opportunity and affordable living for a growing population on into the future?  Probably not.

(GNOCDC's Allison) Plyer also said post-Katrina housing in New Orleans, while lower in cost than major cities such as New York City and San Francisco, is more expensive now than in the past.

“It’s no longer inexpensive to live here. Between taxes, insurance and utilities, the cost of living is higher now,” Plyer said.

And that's all probably by design too.  The people making the decisions now will be perfectly fine after the "boom times" start to stagnate. After that, it's a long coast until the levees eventually break again.  At which point it'll probably be time to strike the set here anyway.